Today's Useless Fact
An American urologist bought Napoleon’s penis for $40,000.
published: 2026-11-13
The single biggest swing factor for global risk assets this morning sits in Santa Clara, not Sydney: Nvidia's board is reportedly meeting as soon as today to decide Jensen Huang's future after a second extramarital affair was reported, including one with a woman US intelligence has identified as a Chinese asset. Nvidia shed roughly 3 per cent in extended trade and has already erased hundreds of billions in market value across the week. For resources investors the transmission is indirect but real — a leadership vacuum at the company underwriting the AI data centre build-out would hit the demand narrative for copper, power and grid infrastructure that has been propping up the sector's growth multiples.
Closer to home, the parliamentary economics committee continues with CBA's Matt Comyn and NAB's Andrew Irvine appearing today, after Westpac's Anthony Miller and ANZ's Nuno Matos both flagged rising mortgage arrears. Westpac guided arrears from 0.67 per cent to as high as 0.91 per cent within 12 months — a 36 per cent increase at the top end. With the RBA's cash rate at an 18-year high of 4.85 per cent and five hikes since February, the domestic demand backdrop for bulk commodities is deteriorating, and the banks' commentary on business credit conditions is worth watching closely.
On the corporate front, Paladin's $500 million raising should price this morning after the uranium miner halted trading — watch the discount and whether the Canadian bought-deal leg gets away cleanly, given the equity has run hard. Many Peaks is also in the market for $60 million for its Ferké gold project in Côte d'Ivoire. And with Victoria's election now under three weeks away, the Coalition's $7–9 billion fiscal hole and the $33 billion cash deficit in Treasury's pre-election update are the numbers to keep in mind — a change of government in Victoria would have direct implications for the state's infrastructure pipeline and the quarry and construction materials supply chain.
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An American urologist bought Napoleon’s penis for $40,000.